NewDARTH VADER Delivers Digits and Prosthetic Arm for Boy

 

Darth Vader

May the phalanges be with you.

Superstars are so yesterday I guess. Move over. Entre vous: Star Wars—Darth Vader to be exact.

One star through the galaxies and generations that hasn’t lost his shine, light and saber is non other than The Dark Side’s Darth Vader who’s going to have a second grader being the talk and star his school.

With C3PO and Storm Troopers in tow, via a charity group called :