📌Hundreds Wash Up On The Canada Shores Out Of Nowhere, For What? 📌 Melania Trump To Sure Media 📌DMX Welcomes Baby #15📌 Speedo Drops Ryan Lochte Fast 📌and More!

  1. 7ff2cca29afe4d35875e784c6d5fb4adConozca cómo la clorofila puede ayudarlo a combatir el cáncer

       I’m gon’ try and translate this: All I see is Chlorophyll (which is good because I take the pills) and ‘Combatir’ + cancer looks like a winner. Perhaps Chlorophyll has bee found to have some cancer-fighting agent in it. Either way, the story got over 2k shares so, there’s that on that. *slap-wipes hands twice*

 

  1. Virginia Restores Right to Vote to Thousands of Ex-Felons

Explain please:

  1. These Louisiana politicians are demanding flood aid, but voted against Sandy relief

Where there’s the will a whipping there’s a way:

  1. Stricter Parents Are Turning Their Children Into Effective Liars
  1. The dog DMX Welcomes Baby Cub #15 *blank stare*

  1. Why Do We Judge Parents For Putting Kids At Perceived — But Unreal 
New research shows that moral judgments, more than actual risk, play a role in how people think about parents leaving children unattended, even briefly.

New research shows that moral judgments, more than actual risk, play a role in how people think about parents leaving children unattended, even briefly.

  1. Little Women Atlanta: Emily Fernandez Remembers Her Late 3-Month Old Son
  1. Pregnant Mom Works 2 Jobs To Feed Family. Then Her Boss Says He’s Made A Change To Her Paycheck

d3walfrfj1bweog0ptymWhatever this is, people are actually excited about it:

  1. A New Anne of Green Gables Miniseries Is Coming to Netflix
  2. An ANNE OF GREEN GABLES Series Is Coming to Netflix | Nerdist23anne-facebookJumbo
  3. Oh, Gilbert! ‘Anne of Green Gables’ Is Coming to Netflix
  4. ‘Anne of Green Gables’: Netflix Picks Up Adaptation
  5. Netflix Snaps Up the Rights to a New Anne of Green Gables Adaptation

 

  1. 23 Hearty Vegetarian Dinners
  1. Meet Thor, The Bengal Cat With Purrfectly Beautiful Fur
  1. Harambe the gorilla: Cincinnati Zoo ‘not amused’ by memes  (see more on this from our sis … and MSN.com)


  1. Cat appears to ‘hold hands’ with owners on final trip to vet
  1. Kobe Bryant Day Declared by Los Angeles City Council
  2. Kobe Bryant Catches Fan Filming His Family, Gives the Death Stare

Kobe death stare at fan taking pic

  1. 105-Year-Old Woman Requests Hunky Firefighters for Birthday Party
  1. Tesla Envisioned Drone Warfare Nearly 120 Years Ago (…like our sis said: a Tesla’s gon’ Tes)

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  1. Second-grade teacher’s unique homework policy goes viral
  2. Letter on homework policy goes viral

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  1. US pole vaulter Sam Kendricks stops mid-stride to stand at attention for national anthem
  1. Aly Raisman Accepts Date Invite From NFL Player Colton Underwood
  1. 22 Jokes That Are Just Really Fcking Clever

“Speedo” wore its name. They were on some fast-acting tenactin shiz and acted fast, yo:

  1. Ryan Lochte competes in the men's 200-meter individual medley final at the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro on Aug. 11. A couple of days later, he reported he had been robbed at a local gas station — a story that turned out to be false. Now Speedo, one of his major sponsors, says it's dropping hi

    Ryan Lochte ditched by four major sponsors

  2. Speedo Cancels Its Sponsorship Deal With Ryan Lochte
  3. Ryan Lochte has now been dumped by four of his major sponsors
  4. Ryan Lochte: Speedo and Ralph Lauren among four to end sponsorship
  5. Speedo USA Is Among 4 Companies to Drop Ryan Lochte Amid Rio Fallout
  6. Speedo USA, Ralph Lauren Among Companies Dropping Ryan Lochte Amid False Robbery Claims

(It’s official, police are wayyy to aggressive (see more on this from our sis)

  1. C. police kill unarmed deaf, mute man using sign language
  2. North Carolina state trooper shoots dead deaf mute man
  1. For Those Keeping Score, American Women Dominated in Rio  and ICYMI:
  2. Tokyo 2020 Presentation (Rio 2016)
  3. No Gabby Douglas anthem outrage for white Olympic medalists
  1. Watch Adam Levine, Blake Shelton Sing Aerosmith’s ‘Dream On’

Deep sigh* Gemini’s are notorious for saying one thing but meaning and doing another. Deception is their second nature.

  1. JUST IN: Louisiana Officials Reveal Trump NEVER Donated “Truckload” Of Supplies
  1. Obama Congratulates Simone Biles And She Nails The Response

Say what? *Putting in my funky bassline app cut in toDAY!

  1. Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines

Awesome:

  1. Mobile shower van for homeless hits Brisbane streets thanks to Orange Sky pair

Wrestlemania…(believe it or not, social media loves wrestling. Theirs have the highest RT/RP and shares, daily-hands down).

  1. Nate Diaz vape pen use after UFC 202 under investigation by USADA
  2. Dana White reveals options for Conor McGregor after beating Nate Diaz
  3. Nate Diaz made Conor McGregor respect him
  4. The Dudley Boyz to ‘say goodbye’ tonight
  5. The APB Still out on social media for hidden meaning of John Cena’s armband
  1. Randy Orton injury update
  1. Nikki Bella, Natalya & Alexa Bliss def. Becky Lynch, Naomi, & Carmella
  1. AJ Styles defeats John Cena
  1. Soccer player gets one year in jail for vicious leg-breaking tackle

#Emailgate continues:

  1. Emails reveal how foundation donors got access to Clinton and her close aides at State Dept.
  2. The FBI found 15,000 emails Hillary Clinton didn’t turn over
  3. FBI uncovers 14,900 more documents in Clinton email probe

She’s actually on to something. I aint woman enough to pull a whole human out of my vagina. I’m still fighting with tampons monthly.

  1. Mom’s Viral Post Slams Calling A C-Section ‘The Easy Way Out’

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(interestingly, in my book Angie Situation, at the end, I wrote something about this. I’ll scan it for your reading pleasure. For your reading pleasure, click here when the scan is up and ready-today..8/23). UPDATE: “Angie Situation” is a 3 part book series: Innocence (book 1/prequel on Amazon now) Naivete-book 2/sequel (not on Amazon yet) & Sophistication-book 3/finale (not on Amazon yet). Angie Situation Innocence ends with “Angie” having not had the baby as yet. The part where she’s  discussing childbirth v c-section is in book2/Naivete chapter 2! That said, I’m just going to make this subject/story a blog post and put the excerpt up, there). This is worthy of a blog anyways as, it’s a subject (or dilemma) all childbearing women consider and others wonder about.

Moving on. 

We’re all drama queens nowadays who act and react like this daily only to hurriedly wake up the next morning with fast-blinking eyes while we run to the computer to see if we went viral. Congrats: 

  1. Emotional Sen. Cayetano opening speech made the Netizens teary eyed

*Eyes in head. Moving on.

  1. Olympian Drops His Pole And Spins Around When The National Anthem Begin To Play

Necessi”tities” in life: We women, our vaginas and our vernacular *blows bangs

  1. Hillary Clinton Refinery29 Essay – Womens Rights
  1. Trillanes to Bato: PMA did not teach us to do what’s wrong

I can so totally see Melania being a mail order bride—and all subcategories that go with it, though. Sorry, sue me.

  1. Melania Trump threatens to sue news outlets
  2. Melania’s DiaryMelania Trump to sue media

Twisted Sister still kickin’:

  1. See Dee Snider Turn ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’ Into Ballad

Meanwhile in: “I learned my 5th grade social studies lesson on ‘supply and demand’ well, gate: Epipen is pulling a Martin Shkreli and people aren’t too happy about it—hey, what’s an American to do when you’ve got a monopoly on something, eh?

  1. EpiPen Price Rise Sparks Concern for Allergy Sufferers
  2. EpiPen Maker Under Fire After Hiking Price of Live-Saving Injector to $500
In this Friday, July 8, 2016, photo, pharmacist Clint Hopkins, owner of Pucci's Pharmacy, displays a package of EpiPens, an epinephrine autoinjector for the treatment of allergic reactions, in Sacramento, Calif. Frustrated by the rising cost of prescription drugs, health advocates hope sunlight and a dose of shame might discourage drugmakers from raising their prices too quickly or introducing new medications at prices that break the bank.

In this Friday, July 8, 2016, photo, pharmacist Clint Hopkins, owner of Pucci’s Pharmacy, displays a package of EpiPens, an epinephrine autoinjector for the treatment of allergic reactions, in Sacramento, Calif. Frustrated by the rising cost of prescription drugs, health advocates hope sunlight and a dose of shame might discourage drugmakers from raising their prices too quickly or introducing new medications at prices that break the bank.

Unique. Lemme sing:

♫♫ You don’t have to be a starrrr baby. To be in my show at my door. You don’t have to be a starrrrr baby. To be in my my my my my my show door!♫♫

  1. Now you can turn those old concert ticket stubs into floor mats

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  1. John Fund: WikiLeaks, a Ticking Time-Bomb for Democrats
  1. Mainstream media ignores anti-Trump mob in Minneapolis

Straight outta Mortal (dormant) Combat. Fresh off the ‘I’ve been laying low since George Dubya administration” files, Colin Powell is dug up. The combative Aries in Colin Powell is gonna coming out, jack-no matter HOW low he’s been laying. They are always prepared for combat and battle. Don’t. You. Try. Them! They love to fight.

  1. Colin Powell says Clinton officials trying to ‘pin’ email scandal on him
  2. Colin Powell Throws Hillary Clinton Under the Bus over Email Scandal 
  1. To Every White ‘Ally’ Who Has Racist Friends (keep checking in on our sis, I feel a write-up coming on with this one)…

What the hell happened here: These mofos just washed up on the Canada shores like they are preparing for some new race or class of people having migrated to some town in an atypical way-perfect for history books.

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A Canadian Coast Guard ship tows floatation devices used by U.S. partiers to the Canadian side of the St. Clair River between Michigan and Ontario on August 21, 2016. About 1,500 Americans ended up in Canada after getting hit by strong wind and rain. Canadian Coast Guard/Handout via Reuters ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS IMAGE WAS PROVIDED BY A THIRD PARTY. EDITORIAL USE ONLY - RTX2MLUJ

A Canadian Coast Guard ship tows floatation devices used by U.S. partiers to the Canadian side of the St. Clair River between Michigan and Ontario on August 21, 2016. About 1,500 Americans ended up in Canada after getting hit by strong wind and rain. Canadian Coast Guard/Handout via Reuters ATTENTION EDITORS – THIS IMAGE WAS PROVIDED BY A THIRD PARTY. EDITORIAL USE ONLY – RTX2MLUJ

Weird but, check this out:

  1. 1,500 Americans wash up in Canada after wind blows them off course
  2. S. partiers wash up in Canada, blown across St. Clair River
  3. So just how DID 1,500 Americans Accidentally Float Into Canadian Waters?
  4. Hundreds of Americans wash up illegally in Canada after river party (Reuters)
  5. Hundreds of Americans wash up illegally in Canada after river party (MSN)
  6. Fifteen hundred possibly drunk Americans successfully invade Canada via the St. Clair River
  7. 1,500 drunk refugee American ‘floaters’ illegally cross Canadian border—are welcomed and rescued