1. I arrived at my friend’s party. A few hours later she died, exactly as planned


This next one deserves my Chloe Grace Moretz confused face:

  1. Man Spotted Using Tiny Tug Boat To Effortlessly Cruise Down The River


  1. Newly Discovered Species Of Bird In The Galápagos Islands Is Already Extinct


I get this. I have a friend that stocks up on ‘milk and bread’ every storm or threat. We laugh. It’s crazy and I often pick with her about it. Everytime we talk about anything serious I be like “girllll better go get that milk and bread.”

  1. Germans told to stockpile food and water for civil defence


As a terrestrial, I’m obsessed with the celestials. This is ‘heavenly’ to me.

  1. This Week’s Night Sky: The Bull’s-Eye Winks Out and Worlds Align


Surely there’s a ‘David’ on the team:

  1. Denver Nuggets’ Wilson Chandler reels in 350-pound goliath grouper
  1. Gawker Was Murdered by Gaslight
  2. Gawker: How Things Work
  1. Former Miss Universe (Alicia Machado) Becomes U.S. Citizen In Time To Cast Vote Against Trump
  1. Former President S R Nathan dies, aged 92 …I know…As an American I was like: huh? S R who?


Other than “people are nuts” I have no words. No words. Smh.

11. Alayna Jeanne Ertl Found Dead in Minnesota, Dad’s Co-Worker Arrested


Dear Snow, stay over there, please. Thank you.

  1. Snow lightly falling in mountains west of Calgary
  2. What Do Aliens Look Like? The Clue Is In Evolution

…I dunno anymore. Plastic surgery is even prevalent in the hood as opposed to being an ‘elite’ thing once upon a time. I c’aint be out here speculating on the evolving looks of an alien, man. I just can’t.


  1. President Obama Honors Outstanding Mathematics and Science Teachers

…for math and science are the real MVP’s


  1. How a War Widow and Single Mother Lost $35,000 to Trump University

TrumpU…Basically, Trump needs to be out here politicking for his own unfinished business rather than trying to run the business of a country. And the country owes us all one monetary/financial/credit slide by as suit for our having to put up with him and his presidential dreams. “Didn’t get that house you wanted because of your credit score? It’s yours.” Some sht like that. Because of Donald Trump, we should be able to sue the country seeing as though we are required to meet certain credentials for our life, limbs and properties and he just millionaire’d his way to the White House doors—all unqualified. WTF? To be president, you should be required to have longstanding, strong political footprint or bare minimum: military record. Other than that, discover your bliss and go find your greatness elsewhere among the American cloth and soil.

I have motto: be who you want to be and go where you want to go. But when it comes to being in a position of taking people with you, be qualified over (monetarily) quantified. In cases like such fuq your money and respect yourself, the country and your limits. That’s (one of my problems) my problem w/ Trump–wanting to be president of the country. I’m equal opportunity opportunist offended. In 2001/2002 I was just as annoyed at Will Smith having stated “I think I could be president” as Kanye West (2015/2016) stating he wants to run for President. You can’t want to be president because your ego wants to test the reach of your popularity and fame any more than Trump should be allowed to test the reach of his money.  

Moving on:

  1. A black voter on Trump: What we have to lose
  1. 17 Slightly Gross Things All Girls Have Secretly Done
  2. Tel Aviv University study may lead to melanoma cure
  3. Dad Gets Fatal Diagnosis While Wife Is Pregnant — So He Starts Making Videos For His Unborn Son


  1. Empire of the Sun Announce New Album Two Vines

Empire of the Sun



  1. Fifty Wounded, Eight Dead over Another Bloody Chicago Weekend, Including Three Children 
  1. Judges Marvel At 40-Year-Old Preacher Who Reveals Heavenly Voice After Losing 400 Pounds



  1. When to use the term Extrajudicial killings? Look at the AO signed by Ex DOJ Sec. De Lima
  1. Candace Cameron Bure and Daughter Natasha Adorably Bicker Over a Bralette on Instagram
  1. New Emails Show Top Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Setting Up Meetings with Major Foundation Donors
  2. Trump calls for Clinton Foundation to be shut down
  3. The Clinton Foundation Continues To Save Lives As Trump Calls For It To Be Shut Down
  1. Bahrain’s Prince Met With Clinton After Donating $32 Million


Dunkin Donuts is prepping to compete out here in these Starbuck Fall/Winter Pumpkin Spice streets:

  1. Dunkin Donuts Announces Return Date Of Pumpkin Spice


Felines are so “female.” Catty in every way. Smh.

  1. These cats are not really in the mood of cuddling
  1. Toots Thielemans, Jazz Harmonica Player, Is Dead at 94
  1. Miniature Black Holes May Be Hitting Earth Once Every 1,000 Years


This woman so resembles George Clooney’s wife.

  1. Huma Abedin denies active role at radical Muslim journal
  1. Albuquerque Elementary Teachers Told to No Longer Address Students as ‘Boys and Girls’ 
  1. Teacher’s No Homework Policy Note
  1. New Battery Promises More Power In Half The Size
  1. Charlie Puth Unfollows Selena Gomez on Instagram During Justin Bieber Feud
  1. PNP arrests 25 foreigners in Boracay cybercrime den



  1. The Coffee Maker Alarm Clock Will Become a Reality Next Fall


  1. New Clinton Ad Uses Trump’s Own Words To Show Why He’s Too Insane To Be President

Trump insane ad

  1. Republicans In Turmoil As Trump Abruptly Cancels Campaign Events In Three States
  1. NBA 2K17 Improves On Merging Sports Technicalities And Gameplay
  1. Bucks Sign Jason Terry | Milwaukee Bucks
  1. Watch Coldplay’s Powerful Prince Cover With James Corden

  1. Federal Judge Blocks Obama’s Transgender Bathroom Directive for Public Schools


  1. American doctor praises NHS after experiencing A&E department in action
  1. Gary Johnson Backs CO2 ‘Fee’ To Fight Global Warming
  1. Man Picks Up Dog From Shelter..What’s Next Is Heartbreaking


  1. Clinton far better for economy than Trump, say business economists —and apparently Trump once upon a time:


  1. Celtic fans pledge to match any Uefa fine for Palestine flag display and donate proceeds to charity
  2. Gord Downie brain cancer research fund raises $265K to date
  3. 15+ Of The Most Amazing Sculptures In The Worldamazing-sculptures-fb
  4. PlayStation Plus Subscription Prices to Rise Next Month
  1. Olympic medalist and breast cancer survivor: ‘If I gave up, I wouldn’t be here’
  1. Move over Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Dog Loves Getting Mail So Much That Postman Writes Her Letters Even When There’s No Mail
  2. Armed, Confederate flag-waving White Lives Matter protesters rally outside Houston NAACP
  3. John Oliver’s advice to Donald Trump: “drop out”
  4. Plans to replace Human Rights Act with British Bill of Rights will go ahead, Justice Secretary confirms
  5. Google Hides “Clinton Body Count” Search Suggestions
  1. Gabby Douglas will join the judges panel at the 2017 Miss America pageant
  1. 12 hysterical old school problems that our kids will never relate to or understand

LOL old school LoL CDs


  1. Kobe starts $100 million investment fundso if Kobe wouldn’t share the ball, you think he’s gonna grip these checks as tightly or nah?
  1. The 21st Century’s 100 greatest films
  1. Bad Boys 3 Will Spin a “Very Modern” Story, Says Director
  1. What Does Science Say About Average Penis Sizes From Around The World?


  1. Indivisible Divisible: Florida School Invites Parents to Exempt Their Children From the Pledge of Allegiance  …racking’em up early. Gathering who to put on the ‘watch’ list even before they’re can work. LoL.

  exempt kids from pledging allegiancepledge-waiver

  1. Kim Kardashian Sexes Things Up in a Wet T-Shirt and No Bra: Why She’s Showing Off Her Curves on Social Media


  1. Panic as intruder scales embassy wall where Julian Assange is living

Alls I know is” This says “El Chapo” and got over 2k retweets, reposts, and shares and because, El Chapo.

  1. Inseguridad en Sinaloa por el secuestro del hijo de “El Chapo”
  1. The Underused HPV Vaccine
  1. Let’s take a deep dive into this Trump family portrait …<—(that really is NOT my headline or my words). Seriously. LoL.



  1. New Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders Trailer, Blu-ray Release Details and Box Art – IGN
  1. So those rumors about MSG in that powder pack in Ramen is real? Ramen is displacing tobacco as most popular US prison currency, study finds
  1. Donald Trump cancels upcoming campaign events as chaos intensifies, future now uncertain
  1. 2016 Proton Persona officially launched, RM46-60k



  1. Dope: Adidas Unveils Europe-Only NMD R1 in “Olive” Colorway


  1. More spacious without the Brexit: why Britons are flocking to New Zealand
  1. So nice. So sweet, this story: Terminally ill US man knits thousands of hats for homeless people