1. Colin Kaepernick ‘very happy’ to have players join national anthem protest Kaepernick discovered he too, can grow a Jackson 5 fro and dun’ lost his mind. I mean..he is going all the WAY. Go Kaep. ToriSpilling.com Kaep’s for you, boo. 
  2. “Very Right Wing” People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives …that’s ‘cause they’re so busy being conservative in public that their private lives are the antitheisis of their fronting in public, hence, “happier” sex lives. Duhhhhhh.
  3. Long overdue I love themDaryl Hall & John Oates Receive Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
  4. Lena Dunham has a case of the 3rd quarter, 3 months ago, real or perceived rejection flashbacks Lena Dunham Accuses Odell Beckham Jr. of Completely Ignoring Her at Met Gala
  5. ‘I was not a woman by his standards’: Lena Dunham on how Odell Beckham Jr ignored her to scroll Instagram at the Met Gala…so does that make him a bad person? Nobody’s everybodys ‘type.’Keprnick curly
  6. Model Whose Body Was Criticized By Her Agency Starts Rad Body-Positive Campaign
  7. Six stylist tricks to make you appear taller
  8. Suspect Uses His Own Wanted Poster as Facebook Profile Picture
  9. Madonna Just Called Donald Trump’s Sons ‘P-ssy’ The legendary funk-god sang it best: “Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?” Madonna says: ‘Nothin’ but the pu%%y in he.”
  10. Police Officer, Suspect Fatally Shot in New Mexico
  11. 14 Of The Most Atrocious Acts Committed By Horrible People
  12. This Newly Discovered Fish Will Be Named Obama
  13. Santa Clara police might not work 49ers games amid Colin Kaepernick protest
  14. President Obama Is Throwing His Own Music Festival at the White House …only right.
  15. Obama Is Holding His Own Mini SXSW Because He’s the President 
  16. Sadistic Religious Fanatic: Mother Teresa Was No Saint
  17. Injured Tony Romo to Seahawks player: ‘See you in the playoffs’
  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son Perfectly Recreates Terminator 2 Bad To The Bone Scene (Let’s admit it…we all, now, have to wonder: Maria’s or the maids?)
  19. Clinton Used Eight BlackBerrys, but FBI Couldn’t Get Them
    good pic of hillary
    This happens to be a great pic of Hillary Clinton

    …I mean, Blackberry’s are so yesterday so…let it go, man. LoL.

  20. Model Whose Body Was Criticized By Her Agency Starts Rad Body-Positive Campaign …Use the bricks thrown at you to build your empire. Begin + end story.
  21. NASA just found an ice volcano on Ceres that’s half the size of Everest
  22. Taco Trucks On Every Corner Would Send America To Full Employment

  23. Hillary Didn’t Know Big ‘C’ In Emails Meant ‘Classified’
    #ImWithHer. Before social media, I always thought the @ symbols meant: ‘around.’ So…now what? Clinton told FBI she thought classified markings were alphabetical paragraphs
  24. Clinton claims she didn’t know emails marked ‘C’ were confidential
  25. FBI Says a Laptop That Held Clinton’s E-Mails Has Gone Missing …some things take legs an walk, so. *shrugs
  26. This Newly Discovered Fish Will Be Named Obama ..Finding Nemo Pres-O
  27. ‘Gross injustice’: Of 10,000 Syrian refugees to the US, 56 are Christian 
  28. 19 Things Everyone Who Is Obsessed With Hash Browns Understands
  29. Tom Brady played preseason games without NFL logo on helmet
  30. 3-Year-Old With Speech Delay Bravely Calls 911 For An Ambulance When His Mom Collapses
  31. Canberra boy who learned sign language to help deaf friend recognised with award
  32. Oh deal with it…Scorpios are secretive. FBI: Clinton withheld 17,500 emails
  33. Clinton emails wiped clean after NYT story …Secretive, I say.
  34. Clinton’s FBI Interview What Was Cheryl Mills Doing There? ..Lemme gues: She’s #WithHer, too? Duh, people.
  35. BREAKING: FBI Just Announced That They LOST Hillary’s Laptop LOADED With TOP SECRET Emails… You Won’t Believe HOW …Hey. Not her fault. *shrugs shoulders
  36. Hillary Clinton’s Team Lost a Laptop Full of Her Emails in the Actual Mail …we all got sloppy friends *shrugs
  37. EpiPen Cost: Hillary Clinton Proposes Fix to Rising Prices
  38. Meet the parents who won’t let their children study literature*dials Child Protective Services
  39. Empire clip shows Taraji P. Henson meeting Taye DiggsTaye Diggs is allegedly scared of strong black women so, he’s really a great actor, evidently.
  40. This Is What Hot Topic Looks Like Now
  41. Putin: DNC hack was public service, but Russia had nothing to do with it …Mmmmmmmmmm..Mmk. Whatever you say.
  42. 7th Grade Girls Fought To Change Their School’s Dress Code
  43. Petition to Change National Anthem to “Dipset Anthem”
  44. 15 Things That Make All Girls With Small Boobs Say, “For Real, Though” ..Lemme guess: “Itty bittie Titty Committee.”
  45. How Fox News Women Took Down Roger Ailes
  46. Baby Buns Kaleb Graves Turns 10 Months Old
  47. 30 Teams in 30 Days: Lakers start their rebuild process
  48. Tensions Deepen Between Donald Trump and R.N.C.
  49. NZ First launches policy of free tertiary study in exchange for Kiwis staying in the country
  50. Middle-aged parents are now more likely to smoke weed than their teenaged kids …this pic is hiLARIious. Anywho, cue this old commerical video:



  1. Italy furious after Charlie Hebdo caricature depicts quake victims as pasta & lasagna
  2. The Woman Up Front: McKenna Thayer shines as Michigan Marching Band’s drum major
  3. Luke Pell Speaks Out About Bachelor Switch-up
  4. Twitter Users Respond To Trump Surrogate With #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner …I am sooo”TacoTruck”d out since yesterday. Surely Taco Bell and all other taco joints scored big this weekend.
  5. Carrie Underwood: ‘Doing my own laundry makes me feel like a human’ …Humility cool points for Carrie.
  6. 23 Tweets Everyone Who Loves Wearing Black Can Relate To
  7. Beyoncé Bought Blue Ivy A Puppy And It’s The Cutest Ever
  8. George Soros: ‘Donald Trump will Win Popular Vote’ in Landslide – But Clinton’s Selection as President a ‘Done Deal’ (VIDEO)
  9. Philippines president: Fatal explosion was terrorism
  10. ABC Nightline Host Terry Moran To Milo: ‘You’re An Idiot’ … ‘What Are You, 13 Years Old?’ …What milking your 15 minutes of fame looks like when it is evidently clear you just need to digress (and apologize).
  11. Thousands of birds got trapped in Hurricane Hermine’s eye. Really.
  12. What lessons did we learn from Zika spraying?
  13. Mosquito Spraying Accidentally Takes Out Millions Of Bees In S.C. County  …I totally get this. I know what it’s like when people wanna suck the sweet nectar out of your existence and leave you for dead. I get this.
  14. Whistler gets first snowfall of the season

  15. Shin Sen Gumi is opening a drive-through ramen restaurant in Torrance
    This looks absolutely disgusting. Ever since they said (and we reported/73), that the new jail currency value is Ramen over cigarettes, now we got the streets out here trying to compete?la-dd-shin-sen-gumi-ramen-20160901-snap
  16. President Barack Obama has now protected more national park land than any other President in history ..ayy. The anthem says: from “sea to shiny sea.” (via our sis, see more on Potus’ interest in these kinds of things)
  17. ICYMI: Exclusive: Obama Says Hawaii—and Mom—Shaped Love of Nature
  18. Norwegian man’s hilarious complaint to Ikea after getting a TESTICLE caught in one of their stools while having a shower becomes Internet hit  …I have no words for this so…*taps my girl Chloe Grace Moretz chloe-moretz-confused-gif
  19. Report: Trump Considering Using Seized Drug Cartel Money To Pay For Border Wall …ok so this explains Trumps obsession with Mexicans: He has “Scarface Syndrome.” He envies the film fantasy of being able to ball out and do it way bigger than he did. This totally gets to the bottom of everything. I’m convinced.
  20. BSNL unveils unlimited wireline broadband plan at Rs 249